Today we saw goodbye to Barack Obama, President of Hotness, and Michelle Trachtenberg (BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVE NO TASTE. XP )
The hotties are getting fewer! The choices are getting harder! The tension is getting higher! Let's look at some pretty photos.
1. Johnny Depp: Yeah, suck on those glasses. That's right.

2. Nelsan Ellis:...what was I saying? I seem to have been distracted.

3. Jude Law: Guh. Just guh.

1. Halle Berry: It is so, so easy to find hot pictures of this woman. It's almost not fair to the other competitors. But I forgive her.

2. Beyonce: I kind of have no idea what's happening in this photo. BUT I APPROVE HIGHLY OF WHATEVER IT IS.

3. Deborah Ann Woll: Without Michelle Trachtenberg, Ms. Woll has taken upon herself the burden of being smoking hot jailbait. She is an inspiration to us all. Just, you know, a certain kind of inspiration.

Johnny Depp: ||||| ||||
Nelsan Ellis: |
Jude Law: |||
Halle Berry: ||
Beyonce: |||||
Deborah Ann Woll: ||||| |
The hotties are getting fewer! The choices are getting harder! The tension is getting higher! Let's look at some pretty photos.
1. Johnny Depp: Yeah, suck on those glasses. That's right.

2. Nelsan Ellis:...what was I saying? I seem to have been distracted.

3. Jude Law: Guh. Just guh.

1. Halle Berry: It is so, so easy to find hot pictures of this woman. It's almost not fair to the other competitors. But I forgive her.

2. Beyonce: I kind of have no idea what's happening in this photo. BUT I APPROVE HIGHLY OF WHATEVER IT IS.

3. Deborah Ann Woll: Without Michelle Trachtenberg, Ms. Woll has taken upon herself the burden of being smoking hot jailbait. She is an inspiration to us all. Just, you know, a certain kind of inspiration.

Johnny Depp: ||||| ||||
Nelsan Ellis: |
Jude Law: |||
Halle Berry: ||
Beyonce: |||||
Deborah Ann Woll: ||||| |
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Date: 2010-08-29 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 06:10 pm (UTC)That said, oh god, this is the hardest choice I've made all day... Uh, Deborah Ann for the ladies, and oh god Johnny Depp for the fellas.
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Date: 2010-08-29 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 01:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 06:34 pm (UTC)2. Hmmm. Okay, Halle Berry again. Not because she's not smoking hot, but because she's so smoking hot it's unbearably intimidating. Unless that picture is photoshopped, no way would I want to even have to think about the possibility of her seeing my hips for long enough to pass judgment on them.
Sadly, my truly excellent biceps do nothing to make up for this. It's like Katisha's elbow. One thing I'll give the men, at least they don't make me all weird and competitive.
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Date: 2010-08-29 06:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 06:58 pm (UTC)It just looks like jailbait.no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 07:16 pm (UTC)WE ARE HAVE NO TASTE
Date: 2010-08-29 07:10 pm (UTC)You would save M.T. how exactly? Ha, you seeing, you are have no plan! None!
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Date: 2010-08-29 07:14 pm (UTC)Um, er, ah, -wait...none of the answers make sense...Beyonce.
Did I say that?
You are a cruel and unyielding tyrant!
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Date: 2010-08-29 08:06 pm (UTC)Beyonce
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Date: 2010-08-29 08:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 09:47 pm (UTC)notwearing? It is almost confusing enough to get my vote, but I think Deborah Ann Woll is doing this thing where she's wholesome AND goth-punk in that picture and she should just pick one. Full marks for the glove pulling thing yesterday, but today, no.I'm going to go with Johnny Depp for the guys because he's looking like a pretty regular guy there
and that's not why I like him. But he's still my top pick for with whom I want to hang out and wear ridiculous clothing.no subject
Date: 2010-08-31 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-29 11:58 pm (UTC)*tiny fistshake*
To my shame, I vote off Depp and Beyonce.
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Date: 2010-08-30 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-30 03:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-30 01:18 pm (UTC)Also, Beyonce, you gotta go.