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Today we saw goodbye to Barack Obama, President of Hotness, and Michelle Trachtenberg (BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVE NO TASTE. XP )

The hotties are getting fewer! The choices are getting harder! The tension is getting higher! Let's look at some pretty photos.


1. Johnny Depp: Yeah, suck on those glasses. That's right.



2. Nelsan Ellis:...what was I saying? I seem to have been distracted.



3. Jude Law: Guh. Just guh.





1. Halle Berry: It is so, so easy to find hot pictures of this woman. It's almost not fair to the other competitors. But I forgive her.



2. Beyonce: I kind of have no idea what's happening in this photo. BUT I APPROVE HIGHLY OF WHATEVER IT IS.



3. Deborah Ann Woll: Without Michelle Trachtenberg, Ms. Woll has taken upon herself the burden of being smoking hot jailbait. She is an inspiration to us all. Just, you know, a certain kind of inspiration.


Johnny Depp: ||||| ||||
Nelsan Ellis: |
Jude Law: |||

Halle Berry: ||
Beyonce: |||||
Deborah Ann Woll: ||||| |

Date: 2010-08-29 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] call-me-ishmael.livejournal.com
Hrrrrrmmmmmm. Depp and Woll, as that picture of her really doesn't work for me.

Date: 2010-08-29 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
OH NO! I walk away from the internet for two days and Michelle Trachtenberg goes?? Not right.

That said, oh god, this is the hardest choice I've made all day... Uh, Deborah Ann for the ladies, and oh god Johnny Depp for the fellas.

Date: 2010-08-29 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
It's unpossible! We are the donkeys between the equidistant bales of hay.

Date: 2010-08-31 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wordsofastory.livejournal.com
I know!! I am sad. Michelle Trachtenberg was my favorite.

Date: 2010-08-29 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladysisyphus.livejournal.com
I'm going to throw in with Jude Law and this Deborah Ann person, who doesn't wear this picture particularly well.

Date: 2010-08-29 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p-zeitgeist.livejournal.com
1. Johnny Depp.

2. Hmmm. Okay, Halle Berry again. Not because she's not smoking hot, but because she's so smoking hot it's unbearably intimidating. Unless that picture is photoshopped, no way would I want to even have to think about the possibility of her seeing my hips for long enough to pass judgment on them.

Sadly, my truly excellent biceps do nothing to make up for this. It's like Katisha's elbow. One thing I'll give the men, at least they don't make me all weird and competitive.

Date: 2010-08-29 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drmoonpants.livejournal.com
Hmm. I'm holding steady with Deborah Ann, but I think Johnny now slides slightly below Nelsan? IT'S OKAY, MR. DEPP, I STILL WANT TO HAVE DRINKS WITH YOU AND FIND OUT WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SUPPOSEDLY BEING SOMETIMES BILLED AS 'OPRAH NOODLEMANTRA.'

Date: 2010-08-29 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
23 isn't jailbait. It just looks like jailbait.

Date: 2010-08-29 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
25. My point.

WE ARE HAVE NO TASTE

Date: 2010-08-29 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
You are puting us in unpossible situation, then you make kvetch!
You would save M.T. how exactly? Ha, you seeing, you are have no plan! None!

Date: 2010-08-29 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
Depp, damn you!
Um, er, ah, -wait...none of the answers make sense...Beyonce.
Did I say that?

You are a cruel and unyielding tyrant!

Date: 2010-08-29 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supremegoddess1.livejournal.com
Jude Law
Beyonce

Date: 2010-08-29 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stardragonca.livejournal.com
Why aren't you posting taunting photographs of what we have lost? Have we done something to offend you?

Date: 2010-08-31 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wordsofastory.livejournal.com
Ha, no, I was just busy. And it takes a long time to hunt down so many hot photos!

Date: 2010-08-29 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shes-unreal.livejournal.com
I'm gonna go with Nelsan Ellis and Beyonce again!

Date: 2010-08-29 09:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] weirdquark
The Beyonce picture is very confusing. Why is she cutting up hot peppers with a sword-like knife? What is she wearing around her neck? Why those boots with the rest of what she's not wearing? It is almost confusing enough to get my vote, but I think Deborah Ann Woll is doing this thing where she's wholesome AND goth-punk in that picture and she should just pick one. Full marks for the glove pulling thing yesterday, but today, no.

I'm going to go with Johnny Depp for the guys because he's looking like a pretty regular guy there and that's not why I like him. But he's still my top pick for with whom I want to hang out and wear ridiculous clothing.

Date: 2010-08-31 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wordsofastory.livejournal.com
I know!!! I don't understand that Beyonce photo at all. WHAT IS SHE DOING. But I like it, regardless.

Date: 2010-08-29 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bodlon.livejournal.com
I was all set to vote Jude Law off the island and then you had to post that picture. Which, ah. Hm. Yeah, I'll have some of that.

*tiny fistshake*

To my shame, I vote off Depp and Beyonce.

Date: 2010-08-30 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com
Jude and Halle again!

Date: 2010-08-30 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyriadalyn.livejournal.com
johnny and deborah ann plz!

Date: 2010-08-30 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rm.livejournal.com
Johnny Depp, I doom you!

Also, Beyonce, you gotta go.

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