Most Attractive Celebrities Meme: Day Three!

[brigdh]

So, yesterday's poll was up a little over 24 hours, but that is because it is a Saturday and I like to sleep in. But here are the results:











And now, the next round:


1. Johnny Depp: HE IS A SEX PIRATE. OKAY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A SEX PIRATE IS, BUT HE'S IT, AND I LIKE IT.



2. Nelsan Ellis: The eyes. The arms. The face. THE GUN. YES. NOW PLZ.



3. Jude Law: ...collar bone... must... resist... licking...



4. Barack Obama: how is it possible the President of the United States is this fit? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. It's like living in a bad movie! Look at those abs, Jesus Fucking Christ.




1. Halle Berry: Yeah. That sound you just is heard? Is me drooling.



2. Beyonce: How is she so curvy?!?! Humanity does not have the ability to understand it. Look at her! And now you will get nothing done for the rest of the day.



3. Deborah Ann Woll: I didn't know these pictures existed until just now! What is she doing why is it so hot plz don't stop.



4. Michelle Trachtenberg: I'm sorry, Michelle, your shirt appears to be falling off. I could help you with that.


Now vote! For the least attractive.

Johnny Depp: ||
Nelsan Ellis: ||||
Jude Law: ||
Barack Obama: |||||

Halle Berry: |||
Beyonce: ||
Deborah Ann Woll: ||
Michelle Trachtenberg: ||||| |

Comments

[call-me-ishmael.livejournal.com]

Awww shit, this is getting tough.

Sorry Mr President and Michelle Trachtenberg. You've gotta go.

[shes-unreal.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to go with Nelsan Ellis and Beyonce!

[ladysisyphus.livejournal.com]

Mr. President and Ms. Trachtenberg it is. Rough, though.

[drmoonpants.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmm. HMMM. Okay, now I think it's Nelsan Ellis and Deborah Ann Woll. (See what I had to do yesterday was go through all of them figuring out who I found MOST attractive and then ranking from there, and that was easier. NOW I'M PREPARED)

[torenheksje.livejournal.com]

Nelson and Michelle. You are *not* making this easy, are you?

[p-zeitgeist.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp, goddammit. (People! Are you mad? Brains are always hotter than a silly little moustache!)

I'll have to get back to you with respect to the ladies. It's coin toss time there, I'm afraid.

[supremegoddess1.livejournal.com]

Barack
Beyonce

[weirdquark]

I'm not a fan of Beyonce's sparkly bikini, but all her other pictures are hot, so I'm going back to Michelle Not-Actually-Jailbait-Anymore Trachtenburg and, oh, hell, Jude Law, who is pretty hot there but looks kind of stoned.

[weirdquark]

Johnny Depp dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow to read to his daughter while she was in the hospital. This, in my opinion, gives him enough awesome to overcome any silly facial hair that he might have. I am not usually a fan of facial hair, but I think it works on him.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha. All part of my evil plan.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

WHAT THEY ARE SO HOT.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

(Note: I HIGHLY APPROVE OF YOUR ICON.)

Heh, yeah, that's basically what I have to do with this meme, too.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard that! That is super sweet.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

I do have to agree that Jude looks a little high. But still pretty!

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Today is a bad day for the Bs.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Hee. I am surprised Depp's doing so well today! I like him, but I know everyone does not agree.

[p-zeitgeist.livejournal.com]

It is very sweet. But being a good human being and being hot do not, alas, necessarily go together. It might be an influential factor if I were on the fence at all, but since his alleged attractiveness is one of those things that completely eludes me his excellence as a father isn't going to tip the balance.

This, as my father is fond of telling me, is what makes horse races. But I still, deep in the irrational parts of my mind, feel weird and faintly alienated at the idea that so many of my fellow creatures find Depp hotter than Obama. I know how this is possible; it's just that the lizard level of my brain won't believe it.

Oh, and coin toss says Halle Berry. I don't like it, but I wouldn't have liked any of the other possible results either.

[weirdquark]

That's fair. I don't tend to find people attractive unless I also find them interesting, so doing something awesome does increase hotness for me. This is why I tend to find an awesome character that an actor plays hot but not be attracted to the actor at all, and why I never noticed Johnny Depp until after I saw Captain Jack Sparrow's entrance in the first Pirates movie.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

It's like the beach book thing all over again.
You are mean!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

A)Depp.
B)Trachtenburg.
C)You suck!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

I get confused and catch myself trying to gauge the relative hotness between a man and a women, before I realise that I don't have to.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Jude Law, Halle Berry. They're pretty but kind of boring-pretty.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

The lizard level of my brain still rebels at the thought of having a hot president. As we get closer to the wire it may be a problem.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

You do this to torture us. Fortunately I just finished up attending a "BDSM in the Media" talk at the library.

Am grudgingly voting down our President and Michelle Trachtenberg. GRUDGINGLY.

*sulk*

[wolfpilot06.livejournal.com]

Nelsan and Deborah Ann Wolle...but that is because I think everyone else is really really pretty in these pics. I think Johnny Depp will always be my #1, and gosh, it's so hard to decide whether I find Halle Berry or Beyonce more attractive. *__*

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

I see it for Jude Law, but I think Halle Berry is all kinds of crazy hot. NOT THAT I'M JUDGING YOU FOR YOUR CHOICES.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Dude, I want to go to that talk.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

No love for the True Blood actors. But it is kind of hard to find good photos for both Nelsan and Deborah. They just look better in motion.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

IDK maybe I'm too straight to appreciate her? Or I'm prejudiced because of the crappy movies she's been in, IDK.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I spent a chunk of it feeling way more qualified than the facilitator, especially during the bits about paraphilias and gaystreaming, but it was good to have someone to have that conversation with in person at a library.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

I now must watch True Blood. Blaming or thank you, as occasion arises.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

And, as foretold, I haven't got anything done today. Looking for True Blood, Dammit.

Why you suck and I hate you!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8BT9TQrU8
Isn't it good?

[shes-unreal.livejournal.com]

Had to pick somebody ^^;;;

Re: Why you suck and I hate you!

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's great. I hadn't seen that one before.

But the one thing that everyone must see from True Blood is the amazing AIDS burger scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTQODXU0UtU).

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

It is true; she kind of has terrible taste in choosing roles.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

I just have to say that this is interesting to watch, mostly for people's reasoning for voting the way they do. I suspect it would be less interesting if I were more invested in any of the selections (which is why I'm not doing the meme), but mostly these are people I could take or leave (though Nelsan Ellis really does have the most amazing eyes, and my Kennedy-loving grandmama would be pleased we once again have a President worth ogling).

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

It's been really interesting to me, too. Most of my predictions about who would do well and who would lose early have been completely wrong. For example, I thought for sure that Obama would go down in the first round, if just because everyone else's job is basically to be attractive, while he has other responsibilities.

I like watching other people do this meme too, even if they do not always pick celebrities to my taste. It's just really neat to see the diversity of what people find attractive; it's definitely not a simple thing.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

I figure, thus far, Obama's job has served in his favor, because people are pleased to have an attractive President. As it comes down to the wire, though, I suspect others are going to win out (don't tell Phoebe, but I suspect Johnny's going to win among the guys).

I like watching other people do this meme too, even if they do not always pick celebrities to my taste.

The picking would actually be a huge problem for me. I can come up with five attractive male celebrities, but I always feel like it's inherently assumed in memes like that that a) these should be the five I find most attractive and b) there should be a sexual component to the attractiveness, which inhibits me on the female celebrity front. I can pick five women I think are awesome, possibly even beautiful, but I have only an abstract concept of their sex appeal, and again, it'd just be five of the female celebrities I like, not the five I like the most. My brain just doesn't work that way.

Re: Why you suck and I hate you!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Dude! This is why you must friend me. I posted the clip on Friday, credited you and in front of God and everyone, and everything.

Thank you for introducing me to such good TV!
Bless your learned head.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

We seem to have a tie. In the event this means that both of these cuddle-puppies fine gentlemen get the heave-ho, I'm strategically changing my vote to President Obama.
If it doesn't, then I'm not.(As an alternative, you should cast the deciding vote, like the good Chief Returning Officer you are. Mwa-ha-ha)

[rm.livejournal.com]

Obama (to save Nelsan Ellis). Halle Berry, in a gesture of futility re MT.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Thank you for saving me from being the John Wilkes Booth of Hotland.