Fool's Fate

[brigdh]

Robin Hobb's new book is out! Robin Hobb's new book is out!

And I've already read the whole thing. Yanno, I wouldn't mind waiting a year between each book so much if I could make myself read slower. It should take more than a day to read 600 pages, damnit.

Anyways,

Fool: I can see the future! I predict that I'm going to die.
Me: Ha, ha, silly Fool. You won't die! Fitz will finally realize he loves you, and you'll have a happy ending!
Fool: *gets kidnapped and held hostage and tortured*
Me: Ha, ha, silly Fool. You won't die! Fitz will save you and realize how much he loves you and you'll have a happy ending!
Poettre: I saw the Fool's body. He's dead.
Me: Ha, ha... silly.. Poettre. Um. Obviously this is just a dramatic plot moment, soon to be proved wrong. Really. Fitz will go to see for himself, and find the Fool alive, and realize how close he came to loosing him, and how much he loves him, and they will live happily ever after!
Me: I think.
Fitz: *finds the Fool's dead body*
Me: Ha, ha, silly... Wait, no. This isn't supposed to happen.
Fitz: *brings the Fool back to life*
Me: Whooooooooooooooo! Yes! Thank you! Told ya he wasn't really going to die.
Fitz & the Fool: *kiss*
Me: *squees* *dies*
Me: Yay! I've been waiting nine books for you two to do that! Finally!
Fool: *cuts all ties with Fitz and leaves his life forever*
Fitz: *goes and gets married to Molly*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Damnit. >.<


But it was a very good book, as always, and I really reccommend the whole series to anyone who hasn't read them.