Fun with Family
Dec. 12th, 2003 03:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brigdhMy family at dinner last night:
My mother hands my father a piece of leftover birthday cake, getting some of the icing on her hand.
My father: Honey, you've got some white stuff on your fingers.
My mother, staring at him, proceeds to slowly lick her fingers clean, one by one, taking her time, being provocative as is physically possible while sitting in a kitchen with The Simpsons on the TV behind her.
My baby brother: That was way too much sexual and not enough innuendo.
And this people, is why I am warped.
My mother hands my father a piece of leftover birthday cake, getting some of the icing on her hand.
My father: Honey, you've got some white stuff on your fingers.
My mother, staring at him, proceeds to slowly lick her fingers clean, one by one, taking her time, being provocative as is physically possible while sitting in a kitchen with The Simpsons on the TV behind her.
My baby brother: That was way too much sexual and not enough innuendo.
And this people, is why I am warped.
