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brigdhI am sad to say goodbye to Britney Spears and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. But first I'm going to post a whole bunch of photos of them so you feel guilty for voting them off.
There. Now don't you regret the choices you've made?
But let's move on to happier things: super pretty celebrities!
1. Johnny Depp: The hat. The tattoos. The grungy-ness. He's so dirty but I JUST WANT TO LICK HIM, OKAY?
2. Nelsan Ellis: Man is fine. There's the arms, the abs, but most of all, he has the most amazing eyes of all time. Seriously, look at 'em. Those are "you need medieval poetry to describe them" type eyes. I don't know if that type exists, but Nelsan Ellis created it.
3. Jude Law: Cigarette. Lips. Mouth. I, uh, I have to go be alone now.
4. James Marsters: He's smug. I leave it to you to imagine just what he's so smug about.
5. Barack Obama: He wants to whisper naughty things in your ear. Let him do it. You know you want it.
1. Halle Berry: HELLZ YES. WATER. WHITE SEE-THROUGH DRESS. NAKED BACK. MORE PLZ.
2. Mary Kate Olsen: She is like a tiny wild child! With the crazy golden hair and the green eyes and she needs kisses everywhere, yes. From me.
3. Beyonce: HOW DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT. Jesus, those are the most perfect curves ever. It is the Platonic ideal of curves.
4. Deborah Ann Woll: Girl has the most amazing coloring. Her eyes are SO blue, and her hair is SO red, and her skin is that roses-and-cream. I didn't even know I liked roses-and-cream until her. She just glows.
5. Michelle Trachtenberg: Guh. I cannot put this hotness into words. There is the jailbait factor (which not entirely unappealing), there are those clear, clear eyes, those full lips. I say again: guh.
Again: vote for the one you like the least. It keeps getting harder to chose!
Johnny Depp: |||
Nelsan Ellis: ||
Jude Law: ||||
James Marsters: ||||| |
Barack Obama: ||
Halle Berry
Mary Kate Olsen: ||||| ||||| |||||
Beyonce: |
Deborah Ann Woll: |
Michelle Trachtenberg
There. Now don't you regret the choices you've made?
But let's move on to happier things: super pretty celebrities!
1. Johnny Depp: The hat. The tattoos. The grungy-ness. He's so dirty but I JUST WANT TO LICK HIM, OKAY?
2. Nelsan Ellis: Man is fine. There's the arms, the abs, but most of all, he has the most amazing eyes of all time. Seriously, look at 'em. Those are "you need medieval poetry to describe them" type eyes. I don't know if that type exists, but Nelsan Ellis created it.
3. Jude Law: Cigarette. Lips. Mouth. I, uh, I have to go be alone now.
4. James Marsters: He's smug. I leave it to you to imagine just what he's so smug about.
5. Barack Obama: He wants to whisper naughty things in your ear. Let him do it. You know you want it.
1. Halle Berry: HELLZ YES. WATER. WHITE SEE-THROUGH DRESS. NAKED BACK. MORE PLZ.
2. Mary Kate Olsen: She is like a tiny wild child! With the crazy golden hair and the green eyes and she needs kisses everywhere, yes. From me.
3. Beyonce: HOW DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT. Jesus, those are the most perfect curves ever. It is the Platonic ideal of curves.
4. Deborah Ann Woll: Girl has the most amazing coloring. Her eyes are SO blue, and her hair is SO red, and her skin is that roses-and-cream. I didn't even know I liked roses-and-cream until her. She just glows.
5. Michelle Trachtenberg: Guh. I cannot put this hotness into words. There is the jailbait factor (which not entirely unappealing), there are those clear, clear eyes, those full lips. I say again: guh.
Again: vote for the one you like the least. It keeps getting harder to chose!
Johnny Depp: |||
Nelsan Ellis: ||
Jude Law: ||||
James Marsters: ||||| |
Barack Obama: ||
Halle Berry
Mary Kate Olsen: ||||| ||||| |||||
Beyonce: |
Deborah Ann Woll: |
Michelle Trachtenberg
