Best Spam Ever

[brigdh]

I just got spam of the Nigerian Prince type, but this time he- named Lawren Coulibaly, of course- was instead a businessman in the Ivory Coast, and the letter was written not by his lawyer or widow, but by his daughter. It turns out, you see, that he "passed away misteriously" while in France, most likely poisoned by his uncle! Unfortunately, the daughter is a naive young co-ed, who wants to escape from this uncle and come live with me once she's managed to recover her millions.

I think if they'd managed to explain that I could earn generic Viagra while working from home, it could have been the ultimate piece of spam.

Comments

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

Gosh, how come I never get naive young heiresses emailing me? :)

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

I must be lucky! But, you know, I've started to develop this supsicion that she really only wants me for my money.