I achieve new heights of procrastination

[brigdh]

Oh god, someone make me stop reading Swordspoint fanfic and actually go do something worthwhile before the day is over.

Particularly since I've only managed to find, like, two pieces worth reading. Where are the porny epics? Where are the crack AUs? Where are the deliciously twisted drabbles and reinc fics and gen adventure stories and song fics and dramatic rescues and terrible character introspection pieces? Where, in fact, is anything but yet another badly written first-time?

This book is far too popular to have a nonexistent fandom, dammit.