This is the type of thing I wake up to.

[brigdh]

Professor: So you see, the Modernists were much more authentic and explicit than the Victorian novelists, especially with regards to the experience of love. I mean... well... what it comes down to is that 'penis' and 'vagina' are just not always the right words. And that's when you have to use cunt! Or cock! No one fucks with a penis and vagina.
Rest of class: *looks mildly embarrassed*
Me: *wildly attempts not to die laughing*

So, all that porn I've been writing? Just research into the history of European Intellectual thought. Really.