Honey, so not your fault. Seriously. I swear that I am not angry at you; I'm not even upset at what happened. There was nothing you did that consciouly led to it- why would I get angry when you couldn't know what would happen? And even if you could have, I know you were kinda amused by it (if, you know, not for the glasses and cellphone), so I wouldn't be angry at you then, either.

Promise. *hugs*