Watching Monday
Mar. 10th, 2014 02:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brigdhI have approximately one million other shows I'm meaning to watch (Musketeers, Black Sails, True Detective, Dracula, Vikings, and I still need to watch the finale of AHS: Coven), and yet apparently the only thing I want to watch is Leverage.
Leverage
"The 10 Li'l Grifters Job": I love Hardison's song: "feel like stealing, feel like conning". Ha, Parker doesn't even have to get out of the trash can to pick the lock! OMG HARDISON AT THE OSCARS WITH HALLE BERRY. Also, awww, Hardison, you are such a dork: what 15 year old who could go anywhere goes to the Oscars? Costume party yes costume party! OMG ELIOT IN CRAVAT AND TOP HAT. OMG HARDISON AS ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN. SOPHIE AS IRENE ADLER. (Although, c'mon Sophie, there would be like 726 Irene Adlers at that party.) I have never heard of the character Nate's dressing up as, so I guess points for obscurity. "Yes, I would tell you if I murdered the mark." OMG DID PARKER ROB IMELDA MARCOS?! I'm not quite sure why Nate is so upset if people think he killed someone, since I'm pretty sure Eliot (at least) has killed people and no one holds it against him.
"The 15 Minutes Job": "Only heroes fall": God, this show is cynical. "I kinda like CGI Yoda." And that NOISE Hardison makes! He... he squeaks! HA ELIOT DID A SLOW CLAP. HAAAA HARDISON CALLS HIM ON IT. OMG PARKER SAID SQUEE. Oh, Nate sends Eliot away. That's not nice, Nate. Anyway, I'm not convinced fame is a universal desire as they seem to think.
"The Van Gogh Job": Didn't we already have a Nazi art episode? OMG DID PARKER AND HARDISON'S PURE LOVE WON OVER THE HEART OF THE VICTIM OF THE WEEK? "84%... lol." OMG baby-Victim of the Week is so cute! OMG IT'S HARDISON/PARKER 1940s AU FANFIC. Paul McCartney's guitar! OMG THE ENDING IS TRAGEDYYYYYYY. Okay, show, I take it back: you can have all the Nazi Art if it means more AU episodes. This was amazing and a thing of joy and beauty and sadness forever.
"The Hot Potato Job": "An open-source potato", ha! Man, Sophie, Nate has twice gotten so drunk he doesn't seem to remember sleeping with you. You can do better, honey. "You can't fake country"! OMG SOPHIE'S AMERICAN ACCENT. That is... that is oddly hot. Whoa. Aw, I like all the teaching of each other in this episode: Eliot teaching Sophie how to punch, Parker teaching Hardison how to pick pockets.
"The Carnival Job": I really had high hopes the title of the episode meant more costumes. I suppose dramatic fights in a hall of mirrors is okay too, though. Eliot watches Rudy! Of course he does. Aww, look at how Hardison looks at Parker. OMG POWER WALK SHOT. Man, Eliot really has a thing for kids. I was going to say Eliot really needs someone to hug at the end of this episode, but whelp. I guess he hired a nurse. Hahaha, Heartie the robot.
"The Grave Danger Job": OMG THIS EPISODE. "Even I never ran that one, it's tacky." HA, oh, Sophie! I think an embalming room is probably the last place on earth I would want to step in "something squishy". Oh, this episode is hurting my heart. Hardison is so scared! OMG HE'S CRYING NO. OMG "You're my friend and I need you"!! (I have a thing for people in romantic relationships calling each other friend.) OMG HUGS INTENSE HUGS HUGS FOR EVERYONE. Awww, Parker.
"The Boiler Room Job": Sophie is way into her identity as a grifter. I like it. Parker, I would go to a chocolate festival with you!!! "You eat a snake heart, you consume its soul." Hahaha, oh, Eliot, you make a fantastic creepy dude.
Leverage
"The 10 Li'l Grifters Job": I love Hardison's song: "feel like stealing, feel like conning". Ha, Parker doesn't even have to get out of the trash can to pick the lock! OMG HARDISON AT THE OSCARS WITH HALLE BERRY. Also, awww, Hardison, you are such a dork: what 15 year old who could go anywhere goes to the Oscars? Costume party yes costume party! OMG ELIOT IN CRAVAT AND TOP HAT. OMG HARDISON AS ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN. SOPHIE AS IRENE ADLER. (Although, c'mon Sophie, there would be like 726 Irene Adlers at that party.) I have never heard of the character Nate's dressing up as, so I guess points for obscurity. "Yes, I would tell you if I murdered the mark." OMG DID PARKER ROB IMELDA MARCOS?! I'm not quite sure why Nate is so upset if people think he killed someone, since I'm pretty sure Eliot (at least) has killed people and no one holds it against him.
"The 15 Minutes Job": "Only heroes fall": God, this show is cynical. "I kinda like CGI Yoda." And that NOISE Hardison makes! He... he squeaks! HA ELIOT DID A SLOW CLAP. HAAAA HARDISON CALLS HIM ON IT. OMG PARKER SAID SQUEE. Oh, Nate sends Eliot away. That's not nice, Nate. Anyway, I'm not convinced fame is a universal desire as they seem to think.
"The Van Gogh Job": Didn't we already have a Nazi art episode? OMG DID PARKER AND HARDISON'S PURE LOVE WON OVER THE HEART OF THE VICTIM OF THE WEEK? "84%... lol." OMG baby-Victim of the Week is so cute! OMG IT'S HARDISON/PARKER 1940s AU FANFIC. Paul McCartney's guitar! OMG THE ENDING IS TRAGEDYYYYYYY. Okay, show, I take it back: you can have all the Nazi Art if it means more AU episodes. This was amazing and a thing of joy and beauty and sadness forever.
"The Hot Potato Job": "An open-source potato", ha! Man, Sophie, Nate has twice gotten so drunk he doesn't seem to remember sleeping with you. You can do better, honey. "You can't fake country"! OMG SOPHIE'S AMERICAN ACCENT. That is... that is oddly hot. Whoa. Aw, I like all the teaching of each other in this episode: Eliot teaching Sophie how to punch, Parker teaching Hardison how to pick pockets.
"The Carnival Job": I really had high hopes the title of the episode meant more costumes. I suppose dramatic fights in a hall of mirrors is okay too, though. Eliot watches Rudy! Of course he does. Aww, look at how Hardison looks at Parker. OMG POWER WALK SHOT. Man, Eliot really has a thing for kids. I was going to say Eliot really needs someone to hug at the end of this episode, but whelp. I guess he hired a nurse. Hahaha, Heartie the robot.
"The Grave Danger Job": OMG THIS EPISODE. "Even I never ran that one, it's tacky." HA, oh, Sophie! I think an embalming room is probably the last place on earth I would want to step in "something squishy". Oh, this episode is hurting my heart. Hardison is so scared! OMG HE'S CRYING NO. OMG "You're my friend and I need you"!! (I have a thing for people in romantic relationships calling each other friend.) OMG HUGS INTENSE HUGS HUGS FOR EVERYONE. Awww, Parker.
"The Boiler Room Job": Sophie is way into her identity as a grifter. I like it. Parker, I would go to a chocolate festival with you!!! "You eat a snake heart, you consume its soul." Hahaha, oh, Eliot, you make a fantastic creepy dude.
