New Kids on the Ice
May. 5th, 2008 09:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brigdhOMG AM LEAVING FOR SYRIA IN LESS THAN TEN DAYS SO NOT READY.
In other news, today was the last day of one of my classes, and therefore everyone was giving presentations covering their projects. One girl, describing the Stone Age Venus figurines (things like the Venus of Willendorf), mentioned a couple possible theories for their purpose, including "Paleolithic erotica". And then she went on to describe her project.
But before the next speaker started, while we were waiting for the next presentation to load, one of my friends muttered, "Paleolithic erotica."
So I said, "Oh, baby." As you do.
She said, "Are you talking about the theory that they're giving birth?"
"No," I explained. "I am singing to the figurines." And I did. "Oh, baby, baby. You get me hot."
"Paleolithic boybands!"
I had to add to that. "New Kids on the Ice. With their hit single: Oh, baby, your pendulous breasts are so fine / I think about them when I am hunting reindeer."
And then I realized everyone was laughing at me, including the professor, and so I had to stop.
OMG SYRIA.
In other news, today was the last day of one of my classes, and therefore everyone was giving presentations covering their projects. One girl, describing the Stone Age Venus figurines (things like the Venus of Willendorf), mentioned a couple possible theories for their purpose, including "Paleolithic erotica". And then she went on to describe her project.
But before the next speaker started, while we were waiting for the next presentation to load, one of my friends muttered, "Paleolithic erotica."
So I said, "Oh, baby." As you do.
She said, "Are you talking about the theory that they're giving birth?"
"No," I explained. "I am singing to the figurines." And I did. "Oh, baby, baby. You get me hot."
"Paleolithic boybands!"
I had to add to that. "New Kids on the Ice. With their hit single: Oh, baby, your pendulous breasts are so fine / I think about them when I am hunting reindeer."
And then I realized everyone was laughing at me, including the professor, and so I had to stop.
OMG SYRIA.
