Hey, none of them can see my screen; it's all good

[brigdh]

There is some sort of Bible study group going on five feet away from me as I write really explicit porn. The fun part is that I didn't even realize what they were doing for the last half hour, until I stared over as I thought about synonyms for 'stroke' and happened to catch, "God has a son! The Creator of the Universe would participate in the infinite magnitude he created!"

Wow, this'll make good memories.

On a related note, do you think vaguely Renaissance men say 'cock' or 'prick'? Though perhaps prick has too many negative modern connotations for me to use without feeling like I'm insulting someone.