I resent being asked to give presentations. It seems to have become the new fad in my classes; I've had to give one for nearly every class I've been in this year, while I only ever had to a few times before. And each time, they say: this is to get you used to public speaking! Get you over your nervousness! You need to learn how to give speeches!
Except see, I have never had an ounce of stage fright. Public speaking? Ch, whatever. I would give dramatic renditions of Shakespearean monologues while standing on a table in a crowded restaurant if I had cause to.
It's all just a conspiracy to force me to do the research two weeks before I was planning to write the paper. They are invalidating my procrastination lifestyle!
Except see, I have never had an ounce of stage fright. Public speaking? Ch, whatever. I would give dramatic renditions of Shakespearean monologues while standing on a table in a crowded restaurant if I had cause to.
It's all just a conspiracy to force me to do the research two weeks before I was planning to write the paper. They are invalidating my procrastination lifestyle!