This will only make sense to people who have known me for two years

[brigdh]

Creepy Anthropology Guy just sent me an email asking me out! Jesus! I'd be creeped out, but at the moment I'm finding the whole thing way too funny.


...why do I never get stalked by hot chicks? Why's it always gotta be the weird guys?

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[osumbhulk.livejournal.com]

I think geeky-but-cool lesbians give off a certain pheromone that attracts weird males. It happens to me all of the time in Computer Science courses. I used to be creeped out, but I, like you, find it all too funny now.

Also, it is my experience that hot chicks who stalk are incredibly bitchy and unstable. You are better off with the harmless creepy guy.

[lucifrix.livejournal.com]

At least you have an easy out: "Sorry, dyke." Lots easier than "I don't want to ruin the friendship we already have" or somesuch nonsense.

[kohakutenshi.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on that. It's always those creepy know-it-all moronic guys who think they're funny just because they open their mouth. >.<

And why is it that treating them like utter crapple doesn't make them go away?

*hugs*

I always wondered what happened to the creepy 33 year old (who stalked me when I was 17) that just up and disappeared one day. O.o'

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

I have to confess that thus far in my life I have never had anyone, male or female, be the first to express romantic interest in me in any fashion, even creepy stalking. It's a tragedy, really. admittedly one that enables me to stay in on Friday nights and play strategy sim games, which I'd rather do than date anyway, which may in fact be part of the problem...

[weirdquark]

...why do I never get stalked by hot chicks? Why's it always gotta be the weird guys?

The vibes you give out that would normally set off gaydar are malfunctioning?

I've always been under the impression that I give out vibes that cause men to think I'm a lesbian and women to think I'm straight. Which means I don't get stalked by anyone at all. (And really, this is a good thing.)

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

You're right- no one who stalks is really all that desirable. But with the hot chicks, at least I could enjoy the experience for a little while. ;)

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

True. Although possible I've already had that talk with this guy, and he's one of those ones who's in denial about it. I'm not sure if we actually discussed- it's been nearly two years since the last time I saw him, and I've forgotten the details- but I definetly remember trying to signal 'gay!' in as many ways as I could.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

This guy isn't so bad- he's not annoying so much as utterly socially incomptenant. I feel kind of bad for him, actually. He's like a little puppy- you don't want to kick it, but you sure as hell don't want it humping your leg.

33 year old? EW.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

In truth, it hasn't happened to me all that often, either. Which is why I tend to react in ways that look more like a rabid chicken flailing than anything remotely mature or reasonable. #^^#

Dude. There are strategy sims games? I may never go out on a Friday again.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

That could be! I'll have to come up with ways to magnify my gaydar. I could adopt an all-rainbow wardrobe, read things like "The Lesbian Pillowbook" in very public places, and annouce in front of my classes the fact that "George Bush doesn't care about gay people".

Of course, since the last time I knew this guy, he managed to not notice the fact that I wore a button daily which read "Nobody knows I'm gay" in rainbow letters, even these steps might not be enough.

[weirdquark]

::laughs::

Perhaps people will think you're just the sort of person that likes to wear rainbows?

[goddessgrrrrl.livejournal.com]

Remind him you're gayer than a tree full of monkeys. Then threaten to call the cops if he even so much as FARTS in your direction again.

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

Age of Wonders 2 (http://aow2.heavengames.com/). Crack of the best kind, I'm telling you. There's nothing quite as satisfying as moving your little troops in on an enemy city and then BLASTING them with magic before the battle so they're all limping in at half health. :D I have also just bought myself SimCity4, so yes indeed, my social life is now doomed. ^_^

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Dude! O.O

That reminds me of a game I used to have, called Lords of Magic, that I was so very, very addicted to. I spent so many weeks and months playing that game. And Sims are pretty much more addicting than crack.

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Aw, well. He's not the threatening stalker type. Calling the cops on him would be kind of like nuking your kitchen to kill an ant you saw in it.

Mostly he's just like an annoying puppy.

[goddessgrrrrl.livejournal.com]

*looks at ant in kitchen*

*looks at atomic bomb in living room*

You don't say....

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

*ahem* That is sooo not funny. Not at all. Not one bit.

ROFLOL!!!

*dies*

XD XD XD