That line sounds like it could have come directly from an episode of Will and Grace.

Doesn't it? It's that she could say it with such dead seriousness that scares me. Not that I'm fond of her anyway...

Dude, Walmart is evil; I've tried not to shop there for years now, though my resolve broke one time when I was out in Nevada and it was literally the only store with the supplies I needed for hundreds of miles.

Hm, I wonder if I could blame my queerness on my brother.

Only if he beats you up, apparently! *laughs*