I've yet to meet anyone else who does 8, but I've tried to counsel people to it repeatedly. "Okay, yes, but maybe what she meant when she didn't say hello this morning was just, you know, that she didn't see you. I think if she actually somehow started hating you between last night and today you'd have had more indications of it."

I should write a book or something. Less stress in people's lives and more money for me! It all works out.