Correspondance.

[brigdh]

Note to the makers of Word:

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THE PRINT BUTTON AND THE SAVE BUTTON LOOK SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER WHEN I'M WRITING PORN. OMG. OMG. I LIKE MY HEART AND DON'T WANT IT TO STOP. PORN SHOULD NOT BE PRINTED AT WORK. KTHXBYE.

NO LOVE,
BRIGDH


Note to Jesus:

Thank you very much for making the print room empty, so that I could destroy all evidence. I am so going to church this week. Uh... maybe.

Amen,
Brigdh